Lebowski Lines

THE DUDE

C'mon man, who're you gonna believe? Those guys are--we dropped off the damn money--

LEBOWSKI

WHAT?!

THE DUDE

I--the royal we, you know, the editorial--I dropped off the money, exactly as per--Look, I've got certain information, certain things have come to light, and uh, has it ever occurred to you, man, that given the nature of all this new shit, that, uh, instead of running around blaming me, that this whole thing might just be, not, you know, not just such a simple, but uh--you know?

LEBOWSKI

What in God's holy name are you blathering about?

THE DUDE

I'll tell you what I'm blathering about! I got information--new shit has come to light and--shit, man! She kidnapped herself!

THE DUDE

Well sure, look at it! Young trophy wife, I mean, in the parlance of our times, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers-- and that's cool, that's cool-- but I'm saying, she needs money, and of course they're gonna say they didn't get it 'cause she wants more, man, she's gotta feed the monkey, I mean-- hasn't that ever occurred to you...? Sir?